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DEPARTMENT OF EUROPEAN UNION EFFICIENCY
(PARODY MEME)
WE AIN’T HERE TO CHAT—WE’RE HERE TO FIX IT.
THERE ARE NO STUPID IDEAS—ONLY BOLD, OUT-OF-THE-BOX THINKING THAT DRIVES REAL CREATIVITY.
CA : Coming Soon
Department of European Union Efficiency
NO WASTE OF STARS,
ONE UNION, ONE STAR, ONE OBJECTIVE
Efficiency
Enough with Fiat
Euro? Nah. Bitcoin? Ja
SAY GOODBYE TO OLD-SCHOOL AND HELLO TO BITCOIN VIBES. IT IS THE ONLY ANSWER TO THE FUTURE OF MONEY!
Don’t murder what you won’t burger.
No fur-ther fuzziness allowed!
YOUR GRANDMA’S STYLE?
YEAH, WE DON’T GIVE A F*CK!
Build it first, rule it later!
More Innovations Than Regulations
PRIORITIZING CREATIVITY AND PROGRESS, LETTING NEW IDEAS THRIVE WITHOUT BEING HELD BACK BY EXCESSIVE RULES
Cut it short
Stand for it
TO SAVE SOME TIME, WE PROPOSE TO REMOVE THE SEATS. IT LOOKS LIKE NO NEED SO MANY SEATS ANYWAY
NO MORE ENDLESS, complicated SPEECHES
Seal the deal
CHARACTER LIMITATION FOR THE SPEECH. MAX. 140 CHARACTERS TO CONCLUDE.
Department of European Union
Efficiency
Enough, we’re not in a Rocky movie!
TO PUT AN END TO UNNECESSARY AND POINTLESS TENSION, WE ARE INITIATING RUSSIA'S MEMBERSHIP IN THE UNION.
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